foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
obamasdaughterssister: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: obamathepresident: obamasdaughtersboyfriend: obamasdaughter: I love my boyfriend <3 I love my girlfriend remember to wear protection wtf dad Wtf mr president omg lol busted
bonushumor: so apparently i’m a victim of cyber bullying..
bondoge: turquoisedream: bondoge: i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself SO FUCKING RELEVANT RIGHT NOW. whoa inside voices please
cokeflow: god mom check my FAQ
nostalgiaultra: Motions control how the Xbox One moves through menus so if you masturbate too vigorously in view of the sensor you red-ring the console
mormondad: this video turned me christian
freeshawarmas: jehovas-witness: internetexplorers: cheese3d: nothings worse than soft grapes soft apples soft dicks ☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
cowboybeboop: viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no I’m not falling for this one again
special-snowflake-hall-of-fame: stuckinaworldbeyondwonderland: As part of the tumblr community, I ask for everyone to stand by me and say FUCK YOU YAHOO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OUR BAND BLOGS, OUR SHERLOCK FANDOMS OR OUR DOCTOR WHO FANDOMS! YOU WILL NOT RUIN OUR LIFE’S AND WE WILL FIGHT UNTIL YOU GIVE UP BECAUSE WE ARE A FAMILY AND FAMILY’S STICK TOGETHER. One last thing… I DO NOT LIKE YOUR...
illustratedshadows: butts-with-bro-shades: people who send themselves anon hate i dont understand this gif but it feels right
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
aduhm: should i post a selfie or donate to cancer research
thinsiqnificant: I loved falling asleep in your arms, holding me closely. What I liked even more was waking up in your arms, holding me closer than when we fell asleep.
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[ ] Interested in Women
[X] Interested in Pokemon
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
mahanaibu-eebowai: come with me and you’ll be in a world of
corsorala: goes to unfollow u sees ur tagged/me u safe 4 now
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT